George of the Jungle
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET ALL MY LIFE
DanRad is an international treasure.
- Bisexuals are equipped with a tiny switch hidden on their person, the flipping of said switch changes them from gay to straight. If they upgrade to pansexual they get a dimmer switch.
- Bisexuals fear commitment as it might lead to the discovery of their secret superhero identities
- Bisexuals collect the tears of monosexuals they have deceived in glass vials - the more vials they have, the higher they rank in the community
If you had to choose between world peace or going to Hogwarts what house would you choose?
does this put us all in slytherin
For Max- here are all the gifs I have of me acting psychotic. Proof that I want to become an actor that plays the cute adorable fucking psychotic killer.
I am going to marry this man mark my words
We should have a spring wedding
I call him
oh no. this just turned into a soap opera
- My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.