jonasbrothers:

I’m in mutuals with a lot of people I’ve never spoken to and if that’s you then I just want you to know that I’ve definitely thought about talking to you at one point and then got scared

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chuckquizmo:

schizocoatyl:

confusedtree:

muffinlawd12:

kidouyuuto:

whendaybreaks:

chuckquizmo:

sweeterthanmydreams:


“Never give up”

Doesn’t that just say lettuce…?

no it says never give up 

it says “retasu” it’s fucking lettuce

no it says never give up

that fucking says lettuce
jesus christ

no it says never give up

I AM MAJORING IN ANGEINT JAPANESE AND MORDERN JAPANESE AND EVWEN JAPANESE SLANG, YOU MOTHER FUCKING  SASSHOLES. THAT SAYS LETTCUE IN ENGLSHES. IF YOU WER TO WRITE THE ENGLISH VERSsION ON  A PEICE OF PAPER. MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU stupid dumbass ASS PEAOPLE OF TUMBLR!!! HE EVEN LOOK LIKE A HEAD OF LETTUCE??!!?? HE SAYD LAETIUCE! WHYY CANt U SEEEEEEE THAT YOU STUPID BUCKTS OF FILTH!?!!!!!! IT. SAYS/\ LETFUCTS!!!!

no it says never give up 


pemsylvania:

how is it that i am distracted by everything yet paying attention to nothing

(Source: pemsylvania, via blogging-and-cigarettes)


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dubstepsunset:

It’s too early but I laughed louder than I should have

(Source: yes-this-is-groot, via toorelieved-togrieve)


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ocheano:

parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager

(Source: ocheano, via blogging-and-cigarettes)


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the way you look at me is making me rock hard

-medusa’s husband talking dirty (via dutchster)

(via dutchster)


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They are making 7 Arabian nights movies. You know the casting department is already thinking

derpnikdrawing:

naamahdarling:

kiki-eternal:

dynastylnoire:

nabokovsshadows:

image

image

image

I fuckin’ flat-out LOST IT at that last one.  Holy shit.

ASSORTED ENTERTAINMENT CRACKERS

(via vanconcastiel)


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chotronette:

www.chotronette.com


karla-world:

I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing

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sscizorss:

I believe the first alcoholic beverage you drink represents where you are in life. Example: If you are served a fine scotch in a crystal glass at 18, you’ll probably live long and earn a lot of money. If your first drink was at 14 and it was casked wine hanging from a clothing line as you spun around, it looks like you’re australian. 

(via satansbootyrocking)


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sharissa-human-no:

bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

What how dare he

(via satansbootyrocking)


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thegestianpoet:

"YOU SICK BASTARD" I shout

Jon Snow starts to cry. He has been fighting off this flu for a week and has been eating lots of citrus. He’s doing his best. 

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antimcrreposts:

This is the original of these reposts.


weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

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ivorycalifornia:

i told my mom i was gonna exercise and she laughed at me

(Source: sorryugh, via satansbootyrocking)


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