I’m in mutuals with a lot of people I’ve never spoken to and if that’s you then I just want you to know that I’ve definitely thought about talking to you at one point and then got scared
how is it that i am distracted by everything yet paying attention to nothing
It’s too early but I laughed louder than I should have
parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager
-medusa’s husband talking dirty (via dutchster)
They are making 7 Arabian nights movies. You know the casting department is already thinking
I fuckin’ flat-out LOST IT at that last one. Holy shit.
ASSORTED ENTERTAINMENT CRACKERS
I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing
I believe the first alcoholic beverage you drink represents where you are in life. Example: If you are served a fine scotch in a crystal glass at 18, you’ll probably live long and earn a lot of money. If your first drink was at 14 and it was casked wine hanging from a clothing line as you spun around, it looks like you’re australian.
just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government
What how dare he
"YOU SICK BASTARD" I shout
Jon Snow starts to cry. He has been fighting off this flu for a week and has been eating lots of citrus. He’s doing his best.
if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports